March 13 was a hectic day for Florida man. Below we have three tales of how extreme Florida man can be. If March 13 is your birthday, then read on to see how Florida man decided to celebrate it.
Florida Man March 13, 2019 – Drunk,Topless and Screaming at People in the Park
A drunk and half-naked Florida Man in Naples was reported to be shouting at people in a park on March 13.
A Florida man with a large swastika tattoo on his stomach was identified by bystanders as the suspect for disturbing the peace.
At 7:38 PM, a deputy came to check out the Coconut Circle Neighborhood Park situation at 4065 Guava Drive.
This Florida Man was identified as Jerry Allen Moffitt, a homeless man yelling racist comments to some teenage girls and threatening to kill people around him.
Moffitt admitted that he had two to three bottles of beer already, and they found a 32-ounce of Olde English 800 malt liquor on the beach where he came from.
In his statement, he was angry and yelling at some parents because he disagreed with how they are raising their children. Moffitt admitted that he has been arrested for an open liquor container before. Records show that in October 2018, he was also arrested for trespassing.
Florida Man March 13, 2018 – Stealing a Peacock, Caught on Camera
COCONUT GROVE, Fla. –This Florida Man remains unidentified. Still, it has been confirmed that he was trying to steal some peacocks outside a house on the morning March 13,2018.
The Florida man was caught on camera driving a red truck, which is not from the local area. In the video, a man can be seen running after a group of peacocks and attempting to capture several of them. He was able to catch one and tuck it under his arms, but soon the angry mob of birds was the ones who were doing the chasing.
The homeowner filed a complaint with Miami-Dade Police Department. They submitted the surveillance camera video to try and identify the Florida Man, who was wearing a red shirt and running after the peacocks with a cigarette hanging in his mouth.
Florida Man March 13, 2018 – Came with a Sledgehammer in a Hit-and-Run Crash
A wild hit-and-run incident in Miami on March 13, 2018 was captured on a surveillance camera.
The driver of a silver SUV was a 25-year-old Florida man, Oleg Maxwell Lagutenko, who tried to escape the scene of the crash, witnesses told WSVN. However, several people managed to stop him from driving away until the police arrived.
He is believed to cross a median into coming traffic and hit another vehicle.
Monika Ramirez recorded a video of the incident. In the video, you can see a man attempting to hit Lagutenko’s car with a sledgehammer.
Lagutenko was caught and taken to custody by the police. He is suspected to also be under the influence of drugs when the crash happened, however, this has not been confirmed.
Florida Man March 13 was another one for the record books. Imagine these 3 Florida Men meeting in one place? That sounds like complete chaos.